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The oddest one word sentence is…

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The oddest part is that this sentence is grammatically correct!  Take another look.

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First created by a professor by the name William J. Rapaport.  Rapaport created this sentence back in 1972.  The sentence uses various meanings and parts of speech for the term “buffalo” and also the related proper noun “Buffalo”.  Doing this makes it quite possibly the hardest sentence to parse in history.

Most of know the word “buffalo” is both singular and plural for a bison.  “Buffalo” is also a fantastic and highly under city in New York on Lake Erie.  What you may not have known is that “buffalo” is also a verb.  It means “to bully, confuse, deceive, or intimidate.” Using these definitions the sentence can be read:

[Those] (Buffalo buffalo) [whom] (Buffalo buffalo buffalo) buffalo (Buffalo buffalo).
Still too hard to follow for those of us who don’t know “buffalo” as a verb. Refine once more:

[Those] bison from Buffalo [that are intimidated by] bison from Buffalo intimidate bison from Buffalo.
And once more:

Bison from Buffalo, New York who are intimidated by other bison in their community also happen to intimidate other bison in their community.

Buffalo is not the only word in English for which this kind of sentence can be constructed.  It is only the most famous. Any word which is both a plural noun and a plural form of a transitive verb will do. Other examples include dice, fish, right and smelt.

Beware of Buffalo buffalo, buffalo, for they may buffalo you.

Buffalo Dish TV

Here is a discount link for those of us in Buffalo looking for Dish TV.  Buffalo’s Time Warner Cable is a good option for Buffalo, Hot Buffalo needs to play devil’s advocate and offer the other side of things.  So check out the above dish tv link if you are looking to get tv channels, DVR/Tivo and up to 4 receivers for around $30 a month (before taxes of course).

Buffalo Time Warner

The story of Buffalo Time Warner is the same as that of Adelphia Communications Corp.

The word "Adelphia" is Greek for the word "brothers".  Before filing bankruptcy in 2002 for corruption, Adelphia was the fifth largest cable company in the United States.  Adelphia was originally founded in 1952 within the town of Coudersport, Pennsylvania.  After filing bankruptcy, the Adelphia headquarters moved to Greenwood Village, Colorado.

Shortly after Adelphia’s bankruptcy, the company’s assets were sold $12.7 billion in stock and cash.  Time Warner took over the majority of Adelphia’s 5.2 million subscribers includeing over 300,000 subscribers in Buffalo.

Since Time Warner has taken over cable operations in Buffalo, services have continued to increase.  Time Warner now offers more channels than ever, more cable modem packages, phone service and soon to be cell service for Buffalo.

Best Sabres Pictures

If you are looking for some of the best Sabres pictures check out Kaz-Photos.com.  Kaz is Mark Kasprzak.  Mark is a local Buffalo photographer.  The photos of the Buffalo Sabres are just one example of Kaz’s photographic talents.

Support Kaz and your local Buffalo Sabres this season.  They still need to pay off the new High Def Jumbotron that they installed after last years stellar season.

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Oldest Tree in Buffalo

Buffalo has a secret little treasure near the corner of Franklin and Edward.  It is the oldest tree in Buffalo.  Originally, the tree was estimated to be 250 years old by the Buffalo Lumber Exchange, but this happened way back in 1960.  So the tree is actually closer to 300 years old.  This tree, that sits in Buffalo, in between the sidewalk and road is older than the United States government.

Here is a map to the oldest tree in Buffalo
Map to the Oldest Tree in Buffalo

Here is yours truly standing underneath the oldest tree in Buffalo.

And here is the plaque that graces the side of Buffalo’s oldest tree.

If you can’t make out the plaque it reads…

THIS SYCAMORE TREE
IS BELIEVED TO BE
THE OLDED TREE
IN BUFFALO
ABOUT 250 YEARS OLD

THE BUFFALO LUMBER EXCHANGE
EST 1880
PRESENTS THIS PLAQUE
IN COMMEMORATION OF
NATIONAL FOREST PRODUCTS WEEK
OCTOBER 16-22, 1960

Ottawa Women Beaters

It seems yesterday, May 17th, a native Buffalo woman got jumped by 2 Ottawa fans when trying to leave hockey game after a Sabres victory yesterday.  Her name is Renee and send out your best wishes.  Hopefully Karma will be on her side this Saturday.  She is undergoing x-rays as we speak.  If we become aware of any fund raisers we will let you know here.

 Senator Shame

Buffalo Sabres vs Nottawa Senatears

Buffalo starts the next series at home at 7:00pm.  As of right now a few tickets are still available but won’t be this time tomorrow.

Ray Emery was quoted as saying Buffalo does not have many things to do.  Are you kidding?  All that Buffalo has “Great Food”, “Great Bars”, “Great Fine Arts” (Music, Acting), “Great Architecture”, “Great Summer Events” (Allentown, Thursday in the Square), “Great Museums”, “Great Stores”, “A BUTTLOAD of History”, “An Epic Night Life”, “Super Fun Fundraisers” and a ton of other stuff.

See the problem is that if you’re a lazy person, you won’t do KRAP.  If you expect fun to come and find you, you really are a dumb ass.  Pick up the Artvoice (They’re free you know) or check out Buffalo Rising or even Buffalo.com.

I challenge anybody to tell me that Buffalo is truly boring.  Leave a comment about which week you are interested in and I will give you what I am personally doing that weekend.

Cinco de Mayo last weekend was a blast.

Best Game of the Season

Thursday, the 22nd could quite possibly be the best game of the season for many reasons.  A local native gets his first game and an almost bench clearing brawls fires up our insane fans.

Here’s the fight footage.  I doesn’t do it justice compared to being there though.

Does Niagara Falls Freeze?

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Does Niagara Falls freeze in Winter?

The Niagara River handles 212,000 cubic feet of water per second. The average depth is approximately 16 feet with a flow rate of 4 to 8 miles per hour. The Niagara River does not freeze over. The Falls of Niagara and the river below the Falls does not freeze either. The volume of water going over the Falls, the depth and speed of the water below the Falls also precludes freezing. The water will not be stopped or frozen solid.
The ice bridge however does form at the base of Falls and over portions of the Niagara River below the Falls. The ice bridge is formed in late December to the end of February and into mid March dependant on the weather.
Lake Erie which drains into the Niagara River is a large lake but rather shallow. By the end of December, the entire lake surface is frozen over. Although an ice boom has been put into place since the 1960’s at the mouth of the Niagara River and Lake Erie. The boom holds back most of the ice but not all. When the ice goes over the Falls in volume the ice freezes to the edges of the gorge and builds upon itself until the river is covered in this giant layer of ice. This layer has grown to eighty feet thick in the past and currently 40 feet is not uncommon.
The Falls of Niagara still flows as does the water under the ice and the ice shelf seems to rise on layer of air that builds under the ice surface.
The American Falls have frozen over on six occasions since the keeping of records began. Each were attributed to ice jams that have actually curtailed the flow of the American Falls to mere trickles.
Unlike the Horseshoe Falls (which has never frozen over), the American Falls are susceptible to freezing because of the small amount of water flow. Normally the American Falls has a peak mean flow of 10,000 cubic feet of water per second. The winter mean water flow is reduced to less than 8,000 cubic feet of water per second. This minimal flow is barely sufficient to cover the rock face of the Falls. During harsh winters, ice frequently built up at eastern end of Goat Island causing an ice dam to reduce the water flow to the northern channel which feeds water to the American Falls. As a result water flow is restricted sufficiently that any remaining waters quickly freeze over.
The installation of the ice boom at the mouth of Lake Erie, the building of the International water control dam (which regulates water flow) and milder winters have all but eliminated the possibility of the American Falls ever completely freezing over in modern times.

The American Falls water flow was reduced to such an extent in 1909, 1936, 1938 and 1949 that it froze over.
On February 7th 1936, as a result of an ice jam at the eastern end of Goat Island the American Falls froze completely. The flow started to freeze on January 27th. The American Falls remained frozen for a period of 15 days before the ice dam upriver broke apart and returned the flow of water of the Falls to normal.

The American Falls today receives only 10% of the total water flow. In the early 1900’s that flow was much less, perhaps only 5%. The low level of water flow was amplified because of the beginning of water diversion for hydro generation and the lack of a method to divert water towards the American shoreline. The riverbed above the Falls slopes towards the Canadian shore.

Long before the ice boom was utilized at the mouth of Lake Erie to hold back the lake ice, all the ice flowed through the Niagara River. The amount of ice flowing into the river depended upon winds blowing over the lake. West & south-west winds brought more ice flow into the river while east winds would lessen the amount.

The April 1909 ice flow was sufficient to dam off the flow of water at the eastern end of Goat Island. What water was left (a mere trickle) quickly froze. People were able to walk on the river bed just above the American Falls where there was normally water. It wasn’t until the ice jam shifted and broke apart, that the water flow was returned to normal.

A second similar ice jam occurred in January of 1938. The ice jam was so substantial that it too cut off the main flow of water to the American Falls. Again the American Falls was reduced to a trickle and quickly froze. More importantly, it was this ice flow that caused the collapse of the Upper Steel Arch Bridge (Honeymoon Bridge).

People are not allowed on the ice bridge.
The ice shelf is constantly growing, shifting and breaking up. In most winters the ice bridge can build and suddenly break up several times.
In 1997, the ice bridge was bigger than usual because several sections of the ice boom were knocked out in early winter during a storm.
The enormous amount of mist generated from the falling water creates a picturesque sight as it freezes on contact against anything it falls upon along the shoreline creating a crystallized winter wonderland.

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Do the Falls Freeze over in the Winter?

Yes and No…… We’ll try to explain

The tremendous volume of water never stops flowing, However, the falling
water and mist create ice formations along the banks of the falls and river.
This can result in mounds of ice as thick as fifty feet. If the Winter is cold for long enough, the ice will completely stretch across the river and form what is known as the “ice bridge”. This ice bridge can extend for several miles down river until it reaches the area known as the lower rapids.
Until 1912,visitors were allowed to actually walk out on the ice bridge and

view the Falls from below. February 24th of 1888 the local newspaper
reported that at least 20,000 people watched or tobogganed on the ice.
Shanties selling liquor, photographs and curiosities abounded. On February
4th 1912 the ice bridge broke up and three tourists lives were lost.

There can also be a great deal of “mini-icebergs” which flow down the
Niagara River from frozen Lake Erie. The flow of ice has been reduced
considerably by the yearly installation of the “ice-boom” on Lake Erie. The
ice-boom is a long floating chain (2miles- 3.2 KM) of steel floats strung across the Niagara River from Buffalo New York to Fort Erie Ontario.
It is set in place during the month of December and removed during the
month of March or April. It is maintained by the New York State Power
Authority. The ice boom helps prevent the ice from clogging the river and most importantly the hydroelectric companies water intakes.

HOWEVER…. The flow of water was stopped completely over both falls
on March 29th 1848 due to an ice jam in the upper river for several hours. This is the only known time to have occurred. The Falls did not actually freeze over, but the flow was stopped to the point where people actually walked out and recovered artifacts from the riverbed!

Kunis ToGo - Buffalo Sushi King Returns

HotBuffalo is officially out of the loop.  Kunis ToGo (KunisToGo.com) has been open since November on Lexington Ave just West of Elmwood.  I just got back from there so everything is still fresh in my mind.

On a bone chilling wintery day like today, you open the door of KunisToGo to a very warm, brightly lit and comfortable setting.  A small tastefully done Japanese waterfall is to your right.  To your left is relatively inexpensive sets of sushi dinnerware and sake sets.

Straight ahead was an extremely cute, aproachable and smiling local resident named Ashley covering the register.  Kuni could be seen working away in the back reassuring that you’ll get a tasty quality meal even though we had little doubt (Kuni is well known from his Elmwood sushi days).  I purposely didn’t phone or fax ahead to give me a chance to get out of the office for a few moments and, as I expected, catch up on my ArtVoice perusing which was available in a stand by the door.

Only a few minutes went by before the wonderful Ashley handed me order and I went on my merry way.

This is how Sushi take-out should be.  If I had been in a hurry I would have faxed my order with the print out from the KunisToGo.com website.  Inside there is plenty of space in case of lines.  There is also some seating in case I arrived too early (I’ve been known to do that).  Also the food was very high quality.  Although I hate to compare it supermarket food, it is kind of senseless to go to Wegman’s and pay more money to get less food of lower quality.  More + Better for less is a no brainer.